"Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore."
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton: I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down andreflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leaveanyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was alittle older to discuss it with him, but now he knowsmore about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment inthe work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what themeaning of "it" is. It really is great to know thatcertain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating thatthe ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" couldbe plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying allover the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks forthe 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the house warming gifts you've received from your "friends." 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing ofthe White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciatere moving all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less taxdollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. Aspart of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called"political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The AmericanPresident at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many ofthe American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gorefor "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as aNew York State Senator, now comes under the"Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill out lives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out lives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leaveanyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was alittle older to discuss it with him, but now he knowsmore about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment inthe work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what themeaning of "it" is. It really is great to know thatcertain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating thatthe ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" couldbe plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying allover the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks forthe 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the house warming gifts you've received from your "friends." 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing ofthe White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciatere moving all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less taxdollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. Aspart of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called"political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The AmericanPresident at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many ofthe American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gorefor "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as aNew York State Senator, now comes under the"Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill out lives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out lives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
posted by Warrman at 7:14 AM
6 Comments:
I was laughing so hard my gut hurts now.
Then I had a sober moment come over me.
Every bit of that is true.
But truthfully I have a hardtime
given them the credit.
I mean clinton just further pushed
daddy bushes agenda
And baby bush is doing even a greater job destroying this country.
And now we are once again seeing
the bothsides against the middle.
Being performed on the American people.
I was watching news reports online
People screaming bush did it.
carrying signs and wearing DNC
buttons
It's freaking nutz
But I refuse to stop voting
My dad fought for that right.
And we actually got a third party on the ticket here.
Where I live
For the upcoming elections
See what happens I guess
I know this I see alot of people
where I work.
Everyone but one wants a change
and have expressed voting third party
Bert
Brother James
Let me ask you a question
Do you feel the current price drop
in gas.
Along with other trends.
That are in place at the moment
Are nothing more than a way
to ease people.
To push through these elections,
In your opinion do you feel we are lookin at a all dnc house and admin.
in the near future.
Something tells me it will remain
GOP for some reason
But cant put my finger on it just yet
Thought I would ask
Bert
Frankly radio
is not only one of my favs.
But also 2 other guys at work
something wierd happend back in march of this year
While I was at it
You guys need to know that
none of us can get the show
on a regular basis
regardless of media player
or server
marvins got netscape
i got dsl
chris has got road runner
the shop has eithernet
whenever trying to listen to rbn
you will get cannot open file
due to codex problem you go to microsoft
to retrive file number then download or search for the down load
down load it
then you get error page
except for winamp
sometimes it plays but then
cuts in and out then says
rbn waitin too long to respond
this situation has not changed
Is this a known problem
if so when can it be fixed
if not I wonder who else is having same problem
And can it be fixed??
Bert
I just gave up along while ago as did my bros. at work
Most of the people at work think the lower price in fuel is a big ole scam because of voting time. People will again think all is well when time to vote for satan worshippers. I vote 3rd party - constitution party is preferred.
Are you typing in poem form? Really hard to follow.
I thought that maybe
It would be a good idea to share
Just a little insight of my own.
That some may find fun and interesting.
Even ponder a bit.
Before I finally split.
I really took a hard look at all the events that are blasting us from every angle.
Then I took a hard look at what many
call conspiracy theory's
Then I looked at the patriot movement.
Then the shape of this country that
I live in.
First off I would say that this
hidden truth is prolly the most
publicized.
Hidden truth I have ever seen.
Hold on let me finish.
There is just about as much hidden
truth flying around.
As thier is misinformation from
the media.
Now reason would tell you alone
A large majority of what you hear
from both alternative as well
as major media is false.
But at the same time both would
also contain truth.
to some degree.
How do you make sense of it all.
9/11
Dont matter how you look at it.
It's bad
Your patriot people declare inside job
There is very strong evidence that suggests this
some of which is overwhelming.
But that is just it
It's way too much in plain sight.
With the capabilities that
this military has and the control
over all information.
save maybe 5%
There is noway that something
of that magnitude could
be pulled off so sloppy.
Unless of course it was on purpose.
But then why???
I also noticed that
a slew of laws hit the books
seems like over night
That could reduce me to peasent status.
overnight
If I'm lucky
Then you have a slew of people
not just christians.
But freedom fighters
doin the info war
Now some are without a doubt
honest some are very hardcore
christians.
But thier are a multitude that are not.
And are cashing in on pushing the panic button
Now wars are rising in the middle east.
People are goin to try and microchip
the population
worldwide
For someone to say the end times are coming.
Hey wake up there here.
I strongly feel that this info war is a way to flush out those here as well as abroad.
You got guys sneaking into places they should not even know about.
Much less put on film
Look the arguement that the
public eye protects them.
I dont buy
Wait we will ask Martin Luther King or Maybe John F. Kennedy.
Oh wait a minute they got wacked
didnt they.
See my point.
Didnt do them much good.
So there has to be some sort of flushing out being done
by those who run the show.
And they are using the alt. media to do so.
Whether they know it or not.
But conspiracy people say its
against the christians.
I dont know
It appears to be against anyone
that has a deep rooted fundemental
belief system.
Look at everything today.
Your three major belief structures
are trying to kill each other off
as we speak.
I also tend to believe that
alot of the camps and laws and
crackdowns.
Are more a survival mechanism
performed by those who run the
show.
But the conspiracy people say
its too lock everyone down.
total enslavement.
Just like I said they are not that sloppy earlier.
There not that good either.
I dont know things to consider.
But the most important thing.
Is no way no matter how it plays out.
Can anyone in thier right mind
look at prophecy given in the Bible.
Then look around and say that there
is no God.
Fact of the matter is it's goin by the book.
something to ponder,Take care
no more thunder is aptly named...
and really proves the hypocrisy and idiocy
and
SELF INFALTED
views
of
self,
and
his sobriety.
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